Today I was shopping with someone, I won't mention who. The sales girl came down our isle and removed a bunch of product from the shelf and took the items to a waiting customer.
The sales girl was darling. She was super thin, had on skinny jeans, and was beautiful. 
I looked at my shopping partner and said, "Wow!" (Women do this--check out other women. We probably do this more than men do. It's a compliment thing, it really is.)
I looked at my shopping partner and said, "Wow!" (Women do this--check out other women. We probably do this more than men do. It's a compliment thing, it really is.)My shopping partner nodded, and then she said, "I made a little tooter just before she came down this aisle. She thought it was you."
And that was when I knew I would like to smack my shopping partner. I didn't want the salesgirl to think I was both stinky and mean so I let it go. But one of these days...I tell you...I will get even, oh yes I will. I'm going to wait until she is totally unsuspecting and then...well, I can't tell you what I'll do. That would ruin the fun. And it's going to be fun.
Oh, come on. Tell us. She will never know.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Iced tea just came out my nose!
ReplyDeleteI blame Hillyerie.
ReplyDeleteOh that's just plain hilarious, lol I missed you, saw you on Michael's blog, and thought, why am I not visiting this scrumptiously funny woman, here I am...Yeah I'm checking you out and you don't stink lol
ReplyDeleteFIRST of all.... I did not say "tooter" I said "toot" and "B" the words I said were "I hope she thought it was you"
ReplyDeleteLet it be written.
thank you for a good laugh before bed!
ReplyDeletehahahaha. Now thats pretty funny.
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