Actual photo of me, taken an hour ago.
Now I ask you, what is wrong with my friends that they didn't say something about it? What was wrong with my husband's eyesight? What was wrong with my mirror--my MAGNIFYING mirror--that I didn't even know it was there?
I am going to go live in a cave now as obviously achin hair stray eyebrow THAT long has been seen by everyone on the planet. It was probably visible from space. ET is probably laughing his little bald head off about it right now. I hope he chokes on his Reeces Pieces. 
Bitter, you think I'm bitter? Okay, maybe just a little.
Now I ask you, what is wrong with my friends that they didn't say something about it? What was wrong with my husband's eyesight? What was wrong with my mirror--my MAGNIFYING mirror--that I didn't even know it was there?I am going to go live in a cave now as obviously a
Bitter, you think I'm bitter? Okay, maybe just a little.Send future mail to the mountain. I'll write back with charcoal on a piece of bark.
PS And send moustache wax.
13 comments:
i have the same strays and it makes me nuts! nutsier???when plucking them out it feels like the darn things are attached on the out side of my scalp and have to be drug all the way through my head UGGGGG can i stay on the mountain with you lol
Oh you silly girl, I love your dress, ah what's a chin hair anyway..I got some on....well never mind...you're so funny, is there room up there for me, on that mountain. I'll bring booze!
what is going to happen as our eyesight continues to get worse? urg. chocolate? shall I send chocolate, too?
You poor thing! You obviously must make an immediate eye appointment for your husband to get some bi or tri-focals. He's slipping in his duties.
Lynne, thanks for another funny post.
Also, thanks for your comment on Bentley's post. I hope he reads what you wrote. You are a great mom and grandmother to your family,
Hey, if you have a scanner, I will come down and show you how to scan. If you don't have a scanner, find photos of Bentley or anyone else, lend them to me, and I will scan and send you back the photos and and also a disc with scans to printed or on your blog--whatever you want. I have done 1000s of scans in the last year and I would love to see that photo of Bentley with the haircut that he did to himself.
I found a new chest hair. That makes seven.
thats the best photograph EVER. Ha! Sadly, even at my tender age I get stray eyebrows, which I take care of as well....I am determined not to have face hair like my mother! (Which I've always noticed, but dont know if anyone else has.)
choking on laughter, excuse me while I go check my chin.
Oh Lynne.....I wondered what had happened to you!!! I haven't seen you in a few weeks and look what happens!! But I don't care we can still be friends...you are a riot!
I love ya....cheryl
LOL is an understatement for this post Lynne.
What kind of God would give women chin hair? This is a question I have asked myself.
It's a good thing you didn't say:
what's wrong with my daughter who plucked your chin just barely on Saturday? Because she didn't see any monstrous hairy hairs. She would have plucked, or at least curled them with her tweezers. Because she loves you, that's why.
The end
PS I don't think ET could have seen you hair since he has beady little eyes.
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