Wednesday, October 14, 2009

BEWARE OF THE RED DEVIL

"My human put me in this disgusting costume and, if you don't mind, I don't want you looking at me." "Did you hear me? I said DON'T LOOK AT ME."
"Wait. Is that the doorbell. I have ta go now and defend the house from evil doorbell ringers. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark."
"It was a false alarm. The doorbell was on some stupid TV show. And look at that fool, Pika who got tricked into wearing the costume. Hahahahahaha. I look manly. I look brave. She looks silly. She looks squinty. She needs to give that costume back."
"Wait! Is that the doorbell. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark."

13 comments:

Lorraine said...

lol this is so funny and sweet, love it lol I cracked up, thanks for the chuckles, just how sweet can they be lol

Jen Evans said...

That Pika picture is the best picture I've ever seen in my life. That is going to make me laugh for weeks!

Shan said...

Lynne, this post might persuade me to forgive you for the non-blogness as of late. I laughed my a@# off! That poor, poor Kramer. I think he'll need a doggie therapist after thiss. Or at the very least, he needs me to come and love on him. Plus, also, you are on with the J-Dawg and I will tell you that they are the best. I might tell Hillyerie the real truth no matter what it is because I know she can be brave when it comes to the J-Dawg. Plus, also, I'll miss you.

Annette said...

Thanks for giving me my morning laugh!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

Laughing!!!!!!!
Too funny!

Unknown said...

Dogs in costumes just creep me out.

Shantel said...

Lynne, That is hysterical. The look on his face was priceless. I just love the gold horns.!

Colette Amelia said...

Hey there is no reason that dogs in costumes should creep out...now cats!!!! Cats will do it every time...even without a costume!

Poor Kramer such a troubled soul. The dog Whisperer could fix him I am sure...he is amazing...Ceasar...well probably Kramer too...just troubled.

Hillary said...

I laughed my poor siatic nerve right into a fit. Drat you Mom. Now I am hobbling.

Poor Pika. She does not deserve such hoopla. She should run away....with Minkey.

The end.

Pam's Place said...

Poor devils...

Muum said...

I'm with Pam - POOR devils!!!!

Pam's Place said...

Came back to find tonight's blog, but nothing yet. Re-read this one and laughed as hard as the first time. Too, too funny!!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

to defeat the mice get a bag of steel wool... and roll of duct tape... stuff every nook and cranny and around all the pipes in the house with steel wool then duct tape over it... they cant chew through the steel wool and they cant pull it out with the duct tape holding it.
then remember to check it every few years... no mices inside :)