Today one of my children said, "I've known spiders I like better than him."
This is after this morning, when this child fairly screeched, "Aaaugh. Come and get this spider." And then after I got him (after missing once) the child demanded to know if the spider was dead. I'd be worried if I were the object of this child's indifference.
PS I was going to put a picture of a spider here, but after looking at them for ten minutes I am creeped out and so I am sparing you the same experience.