GOING TO GO LIVE IN A CAVE NOW

Tonight, sitting at the computer, doing what I ALWAYS do--it's my hobby, actually--I was plucking randomly with tweezers--I found a chin hair stray eyebrow, fully one third of an inch long!

Actual photo of me, taken an hour ago.Now I ask you, what is wrong with my friends that they didn't say something about it? What was wrong with my husband's eyesight? What was wrong with my mirror--my MAGNIFYING mirror--that I didn't even know it was there?

I am going to go live in a cave now as obviously a chin hair stray eyebrow THAT long has been seen by everyone on the planet. It was probably visible from space. ET is probably laughing his little bald head off about it right now. I hope he chokes on his Reeces Pieces. Bitter, you think I'm bitter? Okay, maybe just a little.

Send future mail to the mountain. I'll write back with charcoal on a piece of bark.

PS And send moustache wax.