SIX WORDS FOR WHAT PHIL SAID

He's excited. I blew my nose.

DID HE REALLY SAY THAT AND DID I REALLY TELL YOU HE SAID IT?

Tonight at the dinner table Phil and I were talking about something and he said...and I quote: "I haven't been this excited since I was two and found my wee wee."

And then I snorted food out my nose.