THE BONY-BUM SYNDROME

I've been home with the "puny's." A lot of sitting. A lot of TV. A lot of boredom and feeling sorry for myself. A lot of imagining the worst. And one of the worst that isn't imagined? My bottom is becoming bony.

If I loose five pounds the bottom looses the first ten ounces. If I gain five pounds the bottom gains nothing. I could gain a thousand pounds and end up looking like an elephant. Have you ever seen an elephant's bottom. It's bony.

It's a bum situation.