Monday, December 1, 2008

THE BONY-BUM SYNDROME

I've been home with the "puny's." A lot of sitting. A lot of TV. A lot of boredom and feeling sorry for myself. A lot of imagining the worst. And one of the worst that isn't imagined? My bottom is becoming bony.

If I loose five pounds the bottom looses the first ten ounces. If I gain five pounds the bottom gains nothing. I could gain a thousand pounds and end up looking like an elephant. Have you ever seen an elephant's bottom. It's bony.

It's a bum situation.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

You are going to become te butt of many jokes. That would be a bum rap. I think you should get to the bottom of the problem.

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

Michael, I knew I could count on you!

Whitney said...

Hello! I don't think I ever popped on over to tell you thanks for coming by my blog. That's a pain in the butt that you are sick. Hopefully soon your derriere will be able to go out into the nice winter air.

Cindy Price said...

You're amazing! How can you be sick and still be so funny!! You make me laugh!!

Shawn said...

I have the same problem...if it makes you feel any better. :)