Saturday, October 17, 2009

MARY POPPINS WAS A CANNIBAL

When one of my granddaughters was four years old she loved to sing. One day her mom was listening to her and did a double take. This is what she heard:

"A spoonful of sugar makes the Mexican go down, Mexican go down, Mexican go down.

"Just a spoonful of sugar makes the Mexican go down, in the most delightful way."

And now you know the little known secret: Mary Poppins was a Cannibal.

11 comments:

Colette Amelia said...

ok that was so funny in the most delightful way!

I made a book today! and I am working on another...took all darn day. you know this is what I need in my life...artistic venting...and if only I had the money to publish!

But that blurb publishing is so cool. I am entered to win $3000 and it said to make more books so you would have more chances ....then it said to tell all your friends...but if I tell my friends wouldn't that just cut my chances?

Anyway I loved your post.

Michael Rawluk said...

That is funny. I always suspected there was something odd about Mary.

Betsy said...

That IS funny!

hillary said...

Mexican "food" is too spicy for me.

It gives me the heart burn.

Lorraine said...

LOL oh that had me bursting out laughing oh I love it, bless that child lol oh perfect...see I knew deep down that no babysitters could be that sweet lol I love it lol, I'm getting cramps, and tears lol

Laura ~Peach~ said...

Giggles!!!!!!!

Jessica said...

That story is practically perfect in every way. And made me laugh my guts out, too.

Kathy said...

I'll have to teach this to my own granddaughters!

Marsha said...

Too funny!

Karen Deborah said...

hahahahahahhahhhaaaaaaa guffaw snort.

tearese said...

haaaaghaaaaaa!