Thursday, May 13, 2010

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I REALLY DIDN'T...BUT I'M GOING TO...LATER


Today I was shopping with someone, I won't mention who. The sales girl came down our isle and removed a bunch of product from the shelf and took the items to a waiting customer.

The sales girl was darling. She was super thin, had on skinny jeans, and was beautiful. I looked at my shopping partner and said, "Wow!" (Women do this--check out other women. We probably do this more than men do. It's a compliment thing, it really is.)

My shopping partner nodded, and then she said, "I made a little tooter just before she came down this aisle. She thought it was you."

And that was when I knew I would like to smack my shopping partner. I didn't want the salesgirl to think I was both stinky and mean so I let it go. But one of these days...I tell you...I will get even, oh yes I will. I'm going to wait until she is totally unsuspecting and then...well, I can't tell you what I'll do. That would ruin the fun. And it's going to be fun.

7 comments:

Michael Rawluk said...

Oh, come on. Tell us. She will never know.

Mental P Mama said...

Oh no! Iced tea just came out my nose!

Shan said...

I blame Hillyerie.

Lorraine said...

Oh that's just plain hilarious, lol I missed you, saw you on Michael's blog, and thought, why am I not visiting this scrumptiously funny woman, here I am...Yeah I'm checking you out and you don't stink lol

Anonymous said...

FIRST of all.... I did not say "tooter" I said "toot" and "B" the words I said were "I hope she thought it was you"

Let it be written.

Tierney said...

thank you for a good laugh before bed!

tearese said...

hahahaha. Now thats pretty funny.