Today I was shopping with someone, I won't mention who. The sales girl came down our isle and removed a bunch of product from the shelf and took the items to a waiting customer.
The sales girl was darling. She was super thin, had on skinny jeans, and was beautiful. 
I looked at my shopping partner and said, "Wow!" (Women do this--check out other women. We probably do this more than men do. It's a compliment thing, it really is.)
I looked at my shopping partner and said, "Wow!" (Women do this--check out other women. We probably do this more than men do. It's a compliment thing, it really is.)My shopping partner nodded, and then she said, "I made a little tooter just before she came down this aisle. She thought it was you."
And that was when I knew I would like to smack my shopping partner. I didn't want the salesgirl to think I was both stinky and mean so I let it go. But one of these days...I tell you...I will get even, oh yes I will. I'm going to wait until she is totally unsuspecting and then...well, I can't tell you what I'll do. That would ruin the fun. And it's going to be fun.
7 comments:
Oh, come on. Tell us. She will never know.
Oh no! Iced tea just came out my nose!
I blame Hillyerie.
Oh that's just plain hilarious, lol I missed you, saw you on Michael's blog, and thought, why am I not visiting this scrumptiously funny woman, here I am...Yeah I'm checking you out and you don't stink lol
FIRST of all.... I did not say "tooter" I said "toot" and "B" the words I said were "I hope she thought it was you"
Let it be written.
thank you for a good laugh before bed!
hahahaha. Now thats pretty funny.
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