I went to The Ultimate Productivity Blog tonight so I could start being productive. It had exactly one post, on September 17, 2009. It read: "You should be working. " Which I cannot do because it's 1:00 am and I'm going to bed. Pretty soon, I'm going to bed. So I guess I fail.
If the owners of the Ultimate Productivity Blog took their own advice that is why he/she hasn't blogged since. Their bony little fingers cannot type because they've been worked every minute since, and are either the ultimate of successes or they they just have bony fingers. How's you like a massage from bony fingered person? Me neither.