Friday, July 30, 2010

THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY BLOG

I went to The Ultimate Productivity Blog tonight so I could start being productive. It had exactly one post, on September 17, 2009. It read: "You should be working. " Which I cannot do because it's 1:00 am and I'm going to bed. Pretty soon, I'm going to bed. So I guess I fail.

If the owners of the Ultimate Productivity Blog took their own advice that is why he/she hasn't blogged since. Their bony little fingers cannot type because they've been worked every minute since, and are either the ultimate of successes or they they just have bony fingers. How's you like a massage from bony fingered person? Me neither.

3 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Okay. I had to go check that out...very funny!

hillary said...

I read a lady's blog last week about how to stay up on the housework. All she said was "don't procrastinate". Except for she probably spelled that work correctly. She mentioned spilled toothpaste and how hard it is to clean AFTER it has dried, but if you clean it up when it happens it's easy. I think she's on to something, except, I'm too busy doing nothing.

Smokie said...

I think it should say "You should be playing."