Thursday, February 25, 2010

MRS. BIRD DOES THE OOM-PAH-PAH

Once upon a time Mrs. Bird was going to a banquet with her husband. She needed something wonderful to wear. (Mrs. Bird has great style.) She went downtown to Suzy M's to shop.

"I need something really nice for the Umpa banquet," she said. (Umpa stands for Utah Municipal power association--her husband is a member.)

What's an "Umpa?" the sales girl said.

Another sales girl was eavesdropping, "You know...Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!" she sang.
"That's how it goes!
Oom-pah-pah!Oom-pah-pah!
Ev'ryone knows."

And then Mrs. Bird and the two sales girls danced and sang the "Oompah" song all through the store, winding through the racks of clothes.

Only Mrs. Bird would go shopping and end up in an Oompah parade. Long live Mrs. Bird.

4 comments:

tearese said...

Ha, thats the song I thought of when I saw that word too! How silly.

Karen Deborah said...

I thought of oompa loompas you know the chocolate factory. Lynn you crack me up, darn your hide too!

Julie Harward said...

Too funny...but it sounds like fun! :D

hillary said...

Great, not I'm gonna have that song in my head all day.

Word verif is "dinalin" but of course, I typed "ding a ling" My fingers made me do it.