Friday, July 31, 2009

MORE NAKEDNESS

I don't know if it was The Scottish Dreamer's experience--asking the naked man to breakfast--or if it is my galloping insecurities or what, but last night I dreamed I was naked. In someone else's house. Agreeing to babysit their dog--a Rottweiler, yet. While looking at their 1949 Packard Convertible limousine and wondering why they weren't more upset--or even upset at all--by my nakedness.

And then I realized that no one in a naked condition should agree to babysit a Rottweiler. Or be in someone else's house. Or even look down. Especially the looking down part. In fact, they should just wrap up on one of Omar's tents and go home. I don't know why I didn't do that, in my dream last night, instead of hanging around, at an embarrassing level to a Rottweiler's cold nose with a Packard convertible limousine, with leather seats. Have you ever sat on a leather seat? Naked? With a Rottweiler right there, all attentive and slobbery?

Some nights it doesn't pay to go to bed.

12 comments:

Bonnie said...

Do you believe in dream analysis? I wonder what the meaning of this last dream of yours would be? I couldn't even make a guess on this one. I will be anxious to read the comments of your blog buddies to see if they have an idea.

Bonnie said...

P.S. I just left you a comment on your Hokey Pokey Elmo post that is very important, so please read it.

Your July 29 post brought back some very pleasant memories.

Kathy said...

Wow Lynne, that's quite some dreaming. I am impressed that you could recognize a 1949 Packard Limo! .... while nekked!

Alphonse said...

The answer to the final questions, yes.
Well, it was no Rottweiler but there was a teddy bear and the seats were a soft cloth. Oh, one more thing. I was wearing a tuxedo.

Lorraine said...

ah the naked dream I've had it more often than I care to remember...lol sweet post lol

hillary said...

Doesn't it bother you that you are telling all of us about your dream? Isn't dream telling on of your peeves? I'm just saying.

I dreamed about nakedness too. And now I am mad at Max. hee hee

N7GMT said...

Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps.

Jessica said...

It wasn't really a dream was it?

Meg McGraw said...

All I can say Lynne is this drem thing is catching. We all had better be careful. Now pass me a tissue, I can't stop laughing.

Cheryl said...

I always knew you were a "free Spirit", but this is something!! Be thankful it wasn't in the middle of winter or you were stuck in a field of blackberry bushes and had to jump over them! I'm glad you are okay today....you know this does bring an interesting picture to mind though. Be glad you aren't Dolly Parton having a naked dream....think of it.... If she fell backwards her boobs would have given her a major concussion(sp)!!! You were probably in a much better possition. Love ya

Shawn said...

Oh, so funny! But I'm sure that it means something deep....

tearese said...

hahahaha.