The wooden leg did not start labor for Lisa. She was induced this morning. This afternoon had a beautiful little girl, 7 pounds 5 ounces, 20 inches long. Congratulations to the family.
Sadly, the wooden leg has been lost to our family. The Yoga Empress, married to my son, Mr. Hot Sauce, gave it to her mother for her mother's birthday. I think there was a hilarious story to report there too. I don't know where it is now. Maybe on its way to your house.
Gilmore Girl could no more bring herself to touch the wooden leg than fly to the moon. She does, however, cut my hair. Maybe I have more to fear than I thought. I'll post pictures if I get a Mohawk.