Monday, October 20, 2008

ALIEN ABDUCTION FAILURE

The sky-vacuum's power had to be diminished because of the noise and they couldn't get liftoff. It only fluffed her hair.

"I love feeling the wind in my hair." she said, smiling at the friendly photographer. "I adore fall, don't you?"

If you had been vacuumed properly, I would, he thought. I would have gotten some spectacular photos of your ascension.

"Yes," he said. "I love all the seasons."

"Me too," she said. "Me too."

2 comments:

Colette Amelia said...

What a wit! What imagination! What a great way to start the day!

Is this Justin fella related to you? he seems to have the same cheery outlook?

justin hackworth said...

I love that story. We should collaborate more often.