Friday, December 5, 2008


Once upon a time, about ten thousand years ago--or so it seems, Phil and I were in a meeting with a head hunter in San Francisco. He was trying to convince us that Phil needed his service and he used the analogy of selling me a new clothes dryer.

"No thanks, I love my dryer," I said.

He extolled the new dryer's wonderful features. I was unconvinced. And then he said, "It has a red button."

"A red button?"

"Yes, a red button."

"What does it do?" I asked.

"Well, when the clothes are dry," he paused. I leaned forward in my chair. "You hit the red button and it folds the clothes for you."

"I'll buy it!" I said.

So, since I am still languishing in a pale and coughing sort of way, and have nothing of any interest at all to write about I am going to give you a red button.

What will your red button do?


Bonnie Sorenson said...

My red button will let me see Randy again. I yearn so to hear his voice and to see his gorgeous face. If he were here right now, I wonder what he would say to me.

whirligigdaisy said...

Write it's own novel?

Shawn said...

My red button would bring all my children to live close to me, so I could see them a lot and go to church with them.

(Or I could use it for fresh goodies whenever I wanted...)

Cindy said...

My red button would help me find my missing ancestors!!

JJ said...

Ohh there are so many things I would want the red button to do its hard to pick one

N7GMT said...

So ... you know about TRBBTDDA, don't you?

Michael Rawluk said...

I truly woould stop children from suffering.

hillary said...

it would be used for the most highest of jobs. Shower cleaning. It would make me so happy.

PS I don't mind the folding it is the putting away of the clothes I despise.