If you down to the basement and get yourself a new toothbrush but the only color left is grey then you might as well be happy about it because, after all, if you have toothbrushes down there you bought them on sale and so the money you saved was probably spent on something wonderful, like shoes or lunch out with someone delightful.
If you don't have any Christmas presents bought yet...NOT ONE...you're lucky that you haven't bought the wrong things and that they will have to be returned. You can still look forward to buying the wrong things later.
Be glad you are coughing up a lung. It's like sit-ups for the stomach muscles, without the sweat.
And, finally, even though your husband says thing that make you snort you are so happy to have him here, taking care of you, holding your hand and kissing you goodnight, and you are happy he does says such odd things anyway, because he makes you laugh on a regular basis.
And I'm happy I was blessed with my children. They are a joy in life.