For instance, when it is time to go to church--way early, I might add--he sees no reason to stop and let me put fingernail polish on my nails. Even when he knows I can't go to church with naked nails. He thinks I should have perfume and lipstick on before it's time to go. His life is one big "Hurry up and wait" because he lives with me. Poor fellow.
So, this day of our excursion he finally went outside and waited.
Are we done yet?No, I have to look at the fish. And I have to put my hands down my pants for a minute, too.
Well, we would be done sooner if Waiter Guy didn't walk right in front of me while Grandma is taking my picture.Silly Waiter Guy. Don't do it again, okay?'Cause if you do I'll have to sneak up and steal one of your fish.
Yes. It's always worth the wait, dear Tuesday.