I'm not positive but there is a possibility that I'm living in an alternate universe. I'm visible here but my mind is somewhere else. You know how Einstein said we were only using 2 or 3% of our brains. Well, I know why. The rest of our brains are in the alternate universe and over there we use all of it and we are brilliant. Over there Einstein is only mediocre because he used so much of his brain here.
Have you ever wondered why you opened your mouth and said something incredibly...well, interesting. It's because somewhere else, when you open your mouth people take note. They might even clap and cheer.
Just thought you'd like to know. I'm happy to clear these things up for you.