Unfortunately, I think that may have been recorded for the wife/husband to hear later.
Why didn't she/he say, "My wife/husband left the phone in the bathroom again because she/he loves to commune with Mother Nature," and then laughed about it. Or she/he could have said something way more witty than that. (It wouldn't be hard to be more witty than that.)
Why don't we joke with our spouses more? Why is everything serious? Why are we annoyed? Why aren't we charmed that the phone was in the bathroom? Why didn't she/he realize it was in the bathroom because it was the only place for some privacy?
Why isn't there more laughter? Why aren't we fun?
I want to be fun. I like fun. I think I'll sign up for fun lessons. Does anyone know how to do that?
So I googled "fun" and this is what I got. I guess it'll do. For now.