'Two days now I haven't eaten sugar. Kind of.
Day one: I ate two cake crumbs before I remembered. They were delicious.
Day two: I ate one Jr. Mint before I remembered. I hadn't swallowed yet so I spit it out. It was a sad thing, witnessing that chocolaty spit going down the drain.
My sister is off sugar too. She is going to stay off sugar until her cruise so she can loose five pounds so she can gain five pounds on the ship. I am not jealous. I am not jealous. I am not jealous. Not jealous of the cruise or the five pounds.
I am sure you can hear the sincerity in my voice.
Tonight, instead of eating a tasty treat I am eating pistachios.
And I'm drinking lots of water. So, the salty pistachios and the water will combine and I will GAIN five pounds.
But, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing I'm off sugar. Two whole days. Wanna go off sugar with me? I hear there is strength in numbers.