I think there's an owl in here.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt a little crummy.
A woman went to the doctor and said, "Somethings wrong with me. I think I'm a spoon."
The doctor said, "Sit down and don't stir."
A dog chased a cat and bit the cat's tail. What did the cat say?
Oddley hee who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
What kind of horses go out after dark?
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
What kind of shoes do baby cowboys wear?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs.
What's the biggest problem with snow boots?
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste.
What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?
And my favorite:
On which side does a leopard have the most spots?