Tuesday, January 20, 2009

JOKES FOR THE KINDERGARTNER

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

I think there's an owl in here.




Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

He felt a little crummy.




A woman went to the doctor and said, "Somethings wrong with me. I think I'm a spoon."

The doctor said, "Sit down and don't stir."




A dog chased a cat and bit the cat's tail. What did the cat say?

"Me-oww!"




Knock knock,

Who's there?

Oddley hee

Oddley hee who?

I didn't know you could yodel!




What kind of horses go out after dark?

Nightmares.




Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?

A tie.




What kind of shoes do baby cowboys wear?

Cowbooties.




Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard boiled eggs.




What's the biggest problem with snow boots?

They melt.




How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.




What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?

A doughnut.




What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?

Corny ones.



And my favorite:

On which side does a leopard have the most spots?

The outside.

10 comments:

Colette Amelia said...

most wonderful!

I who has no little kids in my life can be sure to be lifted in spirits when I visit here...not that here is childish or anything...

well maybe but in a good way!

Tierney said...

Oh, I love silly, childish jokes. They are my favorite. I am a connosieur of laffy taffy humor. What do you get when you have a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws (like Santa Claus!). hee, hee, hee

hillary said...

Elasta Girl was not amused. She is older than her years I guess. I was laughing.

Insightful Nana said...

I have a grand son, Braden who the master of jokes in our family. He will just love these.. Thanks for sharing. Aren't grandkids just the best.

Pam's Place said...

Made me laugh. Keep 'em comin'.

tearese said...

What did the grape say when it got squashed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

tearese said...

why was the tomato embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing.

Jen Evans said...

I looooove knock knock jokes. AJ works as a caterer/event decorator and the 'warehouse' where the supplies are kept is actually a barn that barn cats like to christen.

Camille said...

Definately going to work these jokes into my six-year-old's material. He's been making his own jokes up for awhile and let's face it--he's six--he needs new material.

p.s. What animal do you never play cards with?

A cheetah! LOL :)

Thanks for the laugh today!

Bonnie said...

I needed to laugh today. Thanks for the jokes.