Remember my cars new trick? Push the rear window washer switch and all the car doors lock? I was so excited, I could now lock my car and be safe.
Today I pushed the lock-the-doors-and-clean-the-window-at-the-same-time button and...nothing. Oh, wait, it did spit windshield fluid all over the rear window. That's it. Didn't wipe it off or anything, just spit it all over the window.
The fun never stops.